Who Wants to Marry Trey Parker?

Here's an article from Salon about Trey Parker called Pick me! I'm a real multimillionaire! about how he wants to be on "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?". My favorite quote:

"Did he tell you the story? He asked one girl, just as a joke, who won the Civil War, and she had no idea. Then he asked another one, and she said, 'The North,' but had never heard of the Union or the Confederacy. Then it just became a running thing."