Thursday, January 05, 2012

Bowie Restaurant Project: Ranking the Food Court

You're at the Bowie Town Center food court. You can't be bothered to walk the two minutes to Uno's or cross the street to get to Five Guys. Where should you go?
  1. Hibachi Japan -- Your go-to place for bourbon chicken. Closed!
  2. Villa Pizza -- Surprisingly good for a food court, but seriously, Three Brothers is a 4-minute walk away.
  3. The White Tiger -- The only Indian restaurant in Bowie. Closed!
  4. Subway -- The only one of Bowie's Subway restaurants that's here. Closed!
  5. Dairy Queen/Orange Julius -- Not a full-service Dairy Queen, but they will sell you hot dogs significantly worse than the ones across the street at Five Guys.
  6. Panda Express -- Just step ten feet to the right and order the bourbon chicken. Closed!
If you are just looking for something to tide you over until you figure out somewhere better to eat, stop at Auntie Anne's, which doesn't meet my standard for what constitutes a restaurant, but still serves a tasty pretzel.
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